When I first heard about the Autoblow, I thought I must be dreaming. I mean, a machine that gives you blowjobs? That really make masturbation toys for men like this? Once I got over the initial shock, I thought to myself that it had to be too good to be true. I figured it probably felt too rough and artificial, and it could probably rip your dick off if you weren’t careful! I stuck with my other favorite masturbation toys for men until eventually I decided I just had to try it.

I have to say that I couldn’t have been more wrong. With a little lube, especially the warming kind, it feels so realistic that if you looked away for a moment you might think there was a real woman sucking you off. You don’t have to worry about it not feeling realistic. I swear the Autoblow gives head better than some women do. This thing is clearly the future of masturbation toys for men!

Back when I was in the army, a buddy of mine showed me how to make your own homemade masturbation toys. He took a roll of toilet paper and removed the cardboard tube on the inside. Then he took a magnum size condom and stretched around one side of the roll, which pulled it tight enough that it was tight around your dick. It was pretty good as far as homemade masturbation toys, but not long after that I learned about the Fleshlight and never went back.

The feeling of the realistic skin they use to make the Fleshlight is something that homemade masturbation toys just can’t match. Even though you can make the homemade toys for less than $5 and the Fleshlight costs more than ten times that, I still have to recommend the Fleshlight. It’s just that good. The different textures that they offer to go inside the Fleshlight never fail to make me cum in no time at all. You should definitely check out the Fleshlight for yourself.

When it comes to home made sex toys, the possibilities are almost endless. Especially when it comes to female masturbation, you hear stories about women sticking everything from cucumbers to beer bottles inside themselves. If you’re a guy in the market for some kind of anal toy to play with, you may think it will be pretty easy to make a home made masturbation toys that will hit the spot. You couldn’t be more wrong.

Anal stimulation for a guy is all about the prostate gland, and if you’re not hitting the prostate right then you’re really not going to get the pleasure you’re looking for. It’s not just a straight shot up the anus either – there are lots of little curves to navigate. What you really need is a toy like the Aneros. This toy is scientifically designed with male prostate pleasure in mind. It’s specially contoured to rub the prostate just right and give you mind-blowing “super orgasms.” Don’t even think about using home made masturbation toys – the Aneros is the way to go.

I never thought I’d ever be saying this, but I love male masturbation toys. What really converted me was a toy called the Autoblow. The problem that I had always had with other types of male masturbation toys is that I still had to do most of the work myself. Even if I was jerking myself off with a realistic feeling pocket pussy, I was still pretty much jerking myself off, you know? The Autoblow changed all that.

There’s nothing quite like chilling out on the couch, watching TV or playing Xbox while the Autoblow goes to town on my cock. It’s totally hands free thanks to the built-in motor, so the only job I have is getting hard and sticking my dick up inside. I don’t even have to trouble myself to pull out when I’m ready to spurt. The Autoblow totally made me reconsider the way I think about male masturbation toys. You couldn’t pay me to stop using this thing!

Let’s talk about masturbation toys. Do you use them when you get off? If you answered no, all I can say to you is that you’re really missing out! You may think that buying masturbation toys is like admitting that you can’t get a real woman, but it’s not like that at all. Those of us who enjoy using masturbation toys simply know that it enhances the experience so much that it’s just crazy to leave them out!

Personally, I’m a big fan of the Fleshlight. This is one of many types of pocket pussies out there, but this is one is head and shoulders above the rest. What really makes the Fleshlight great is how realistic the skin feels. Combine that with the intensely stimulating textures that are inside the Fleshlight, and you’ve got a winning combination. I’ve actually got a couple of different Fleshlights that have different orifices and different insides so I can get whatever I am in the mood for. What could be better?